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Freitag, 16. Mai 2014

Instructional Text - How to save Hitler’s life

How to save Hitler’s life

In order to perform the task, you will need a time machine. I you do not own one, find one. When you found an available time machine, jump into it.

  1. Find the ‘year’ button on the dashboard of the time machine.
  2. Type in 1923.
  3. Find the ‘place’ button on the dashboard of the time machine.
  4. Type in Thübingen, Germany.
  5. Press the ‘OK’ button.
  6. Put on your seatbelts.
  7. Press the ‘START’ button.
  8. Enjoy your flight.
  9. When you reach your destination, park the time machine in a safe parking zone.
  10. Buy a parking receipt if necessary.
  11. Find out where Hitler is giving a speech by following men with strange haircut and narrow moustache.
  12. Mingle in the crowd.
  13. Do not cause sensation.
  14. When you arrive at the desired place, look for a non-Nazi man with a gun.
  15. If you do not see him, then wait for him.
  16. If you see him, jump on him.

Congratulations! You have just saved Hitler’s life.

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