How to save Hitler’s life
In order to perform the task, you will need a time machine. I you do not own one, find one. When you found an available time machine, jump into it.
- Find the ‘year’ button on the dashboard of the time machine.
- Type in 1923.
- Find the ‘place’ button on the dashboard of the time machine.
- Type in Thübingen, Germany.
- Press the ‘OK’ button.
- Put on your seatbelts.
- Press the ‘START’ button.
- Enjoy your flight.
- When you reach your destination, park the time machine in a safe parking zone.
- Buy a parking receipt if necessary.
- Find out where Hitler is giving a speech by following men with strange haircut and narrow moustache.
- Mingle in the crowd.
- Do not cause sensation.
- When you arrive at the desired place, look for a non-Nazi man with a gun.
- If you do not see him, then wait for him.
- If you see him, jump on him.
Congratulations! You have just saved Hitler’s life.
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